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Creator: Essential Steps to Becoming a Vegan: Step 1: Abandon all aspects of having a sense of humor. Nothing is funny about anything, especially stuff you don't like. ESPECIALLY if it involves animals. Step 2: Develop a hyperactive sense of sympathy and overprotectiveness. This will allow you to credibly say things like "I'd kill a human before an animal." and "I'd eat a baby before I ate a chicken." Step 3: Reinforce core values of hatred by re-labeling it as compassion. Claim to be a compassionate being in the midst of spewing hateful commentary about people that think differently than you. Step 4: Assume enlightenment is equal to secular thinking. Because you have chosen to abandon an omniverous diet, draw the conclusion that anyone who has not done the same is an unenlightened and selfish being. Step 5: Cease to think of humanity as an intelligent and superior life-form. Convince as many people as you can that they are neither as nor more intelligent than a cow, and that their value is decidedly less. Step 6: Invent words such as "Speciesism". This allows you to confer hatred upon those that are loyal to their own species i.e. "How can you love humans more than animals, you sick fuck??" Step 7: Logic no longer applies when you disagree with someone. The only truth in nature is what you believe, thus makes it true by your speaking of it. Circular reasoning wins all arguments. Step 8: Believe that erratic and shocking displays are effective mind-changers. The more disturbing the activity or image, the more like-minded thinkers will come to your fold. Anyone that does not change their mind is a monster for not thinking your way. Step 9: Meat is murder. Murder no longer means a pre-meditated act of one human to take another's life knowingly and willingly. Murder now applies to animals due to the typical animal nature of being helpless to a superior being. Step 10: There are no contradictions to your beliefs. As humans are not superior beings, animals are being threatened by an inferior being and murdered by it. In this case, the weak are the strong and the superior are inferior - this is the foundation of sound logic. Step 11: Animal testing is to be denounced. All cures, vaccines, and health aids are invalid and wrong because it was tested on animals first. Deaths are acceptable amongst humans and all knowledge has always come from computers. Step 12: Animals are sentient. They have a full awareness of self and environment and only choose to live wild because they are intelligent and feeling as humans are. Their nature is the only natural one. Step 13: Humans are fully unnatural. No being that is natural alters its own environment, nor does it prey upon other animals to use them for their own needs and wants. Thus, as humans do not eat only twigs and berries, nor do they have claws, fangs, or a hide, they are unnaturally in control and must be brought back down to their proper level. Step 14: Animals that are in a human's home have more right to be there than the humans that built it. A human finding a rat, mouse, or roach in their home is expected to abandon said home if they cannot acheive a harmonious lifestyle with the non-human residents. Step 15: Argue over the internet. Arguing over the internet is the most effective way to get things done; a bonus is applied to every person that is threatened for finding anything entertaining about animals encountering a potentially harmful situation. If this situation is in the presence of or orchestrated by a human, that human must have his or her life threatened in the most venomous ways possible to acheive karmic balance in your own life. Thus is the first 15 non-overlapping steps I could think of. Some come close to overlapping, but all in all, this seems to be the mindset of your typical and majority of atypical vegans alike. Anything anyone wants to add, go for it. Just make sure it's not already mentioned. If anyone likes this so much that they want to make this a permanent record, let me know. =) I'd like my name and a dash beside it for posterity. Обсуждение тут: http://community.livejournal.com/anti_vegan/750780.html
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L2M: Забавно. С некоторыми товарищами пообщаешься - полное впечатление, что они все эти 15 шагов уже прошли.
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